Cups...

So, I'm going to recall a story that is a few months old...
ANYWHO...
So a mother walks into Dicks Sporting Goods. Being the good natured fellow I am, I approached her. Fair enough... she was nice, friendly; but obviously confused... I asked her how I could assist her in her time of trouble... She brought up the topic i hated most... CUPS... Male penis protectors... YES, I was not happy. I had stocked the shelves full of the plastic pelvic armor just the day before! and now had to use my savvy of the testy protecties!
She told me her son was getting ready for baseball season...he needed a cup... OH BOY! Well, I politely showed her our large selection of member protection(didn't mean for that rhyme, but i kinda did) ANYWHO, she asked a few questions..."what are they made off?" "why the price difference?" "which one is the best?"... I didn't know the answer for any off them really, just the fact they keep you boys intact!
OOOOOKKKAAAAYYY, after all questions had been answered, the question came down to what is the right size. Waist size... cups are measured by waist size... the woman struggled... her words to me "Ken, I know he is not a large, I'm thinking a medium but probably a small... yeah a small should work" ME "Ma'am it goes by waist size..." HER "OHHH OK yeah I think a large should do, thanks for all you help" Yeah... at least he has his baseball career!!!